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Scorecard of Sarah Vs Ranthambore monkeys

Battle the first: Sarah vs monkey who wants a bag of old banana peels

Synopsis of battle: Sarah ties bag of banana peels onto side of bus with intent to throw them out later. Monkey spots bag. Monkey leaps onto bus. Monkey grabs bag. Sarah swallows back shriek. Sarah fumbles for camera. Monkey escapes with bag.

Winner: Monkey

Score: Monkey 1, Sarah 0

Battle the second: Sarah vs monkey who wanted a bag of cereal

Synopsis of battle: Sarah clutches small plastic bag of cereal. Monkey sees small plastic bag, approaches. Sarah is hungry, does not want to give up bag. Monkey glares menacingly. Sarah swallows back squeal. Drops bag. Monkey eats cereal.

Winner: Monkey

Score: Monkey 2, Sarah 0

Battle the third: Sarah vs baby monkey that looked kind of like an alien

Synopsis of battle: Sarah wants to take picture of cute little monkey family chilling in temple. Sarah pulls out camera. Baby monkey that looks kind of like an alien sees Sarah. Goes to edge of temple and makes shrieking noise. Sarah stops taking pictures and backs away.

Winner; Monkey

Score: Monkey 3, Sarah 0

Battle the fourth: Sarah vs monkey who wanted to sit

Synopsis of battle: Sarah sits on some steps and opens up her Hindi book. Monkey wants to sit on steps. Monkey stares at Sarah. Sarah stares at monkey. Monkey pees on temple steps. Sarah leaves.

Winner: Monkey

Score: Monkey 4, Sarah 0

Battle the fifth: Sarah vs every monkey

Sarah is a human and gets to pick the final score. Monkey is a monkey and doesn't.

Winner: Sarah

Score: Monkey 4, Sarah 5