People

We laugh and we sigh and we seethe as we see them walking through the tourist traps with their shiny new digital camera thumping merrily against their bulbous thighs and we watch them snapping pictures of cute Indians going about their daily lives and we glance at them eating obscenely overpriced ‘Continental’ food in the tourist restaurants and we take a break from our delicious plate of steaming spaghetti to click on the review button of our own gleaming picture taking equipment and see the smiling faces of adorable Hindustanis staring back at us as we smugly reflect on how different we are from them.