Things

Three Indian commercials that involve two of my favorite things: candy and trickiness

-A boy who is late to class spots an open desk next to a pretty girl and tries to walk quietly in sloooooow motion to his seat without the teacher spotting him. When he gets about halfway there the teacher turns around and sees him. “Get out Melvin!*”The next day, this same young chap is late again. He spots the same open desk in the front and walks in backwards towards the seat. When he gets about halfway there the teacher turns around and sees him. “Sit down Melvin!” Melvin sits down in his seat, grins at pretty girl, and takes a big bite into his granola bar.

-A man and his wife are nuzzling on the couch having some kind of conversation when the woman asked her husband if he has forgotten something…her birthday. The husband has naturally forgotten and for a second looks panicked.
The doorbell rings.
It’s the pizza guy.
The husband takes one look at him and starts screaming.
WHERE ARE THE CANDLES??? WHERE ARE THE CANDLES?? HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO PUT THE CANDLES ON THE PIZZA. Pizza is thrown to the ground. Pizza boy runs away terrified, Husband and wife nuzzle in their bed and share a box of cookies.

-A girl wants to buy a candy bar but store dude says no because she doesn’t have enough money. She sees a dirty looking twenty-something hippie guy against the wall taking a nap and puts a shoebox in front of him. She throws in a coin. Other people walk by and throw in coins as well. After some time, she picks up the shoebox and takes it to the register. She has enough money for TWO chocolate bars, one for herself and one for the sleepy guy who wakes up with a bar of chocolate and wonders what the hell happened.